Well, in the Bicalano Region, milk of coconuts flow
My Lola’s restaurant is on the down low
Brewin' Bicol Express | on the wrong side of the tracks
So insanely hot that the organs can't relax
Lola's far from silly, with onion, pork, and chilis
Bicol Express!

Well, the Government officials are hotly in pursuit
For Is it even legal to create this fiery stew?
They kept lookin' to restrain her, like her stew you can't contain her
Bicol Express!

Well, I asked my old Lola | how did that name stick?
cuz' you can also call it kumuku-long putik...(translation: lava)
“Grandson, take a little taste, right away you are in pain
and Your eyes bug out like you got hit by a train”
Lola if you let her, relentless Serrano Peppers
Bicol Express!

Well, an undercover slicker came and he said "I'm tough,
I was fixin' to conquer that spicy stuff!"
He took one bite, his caboose derailed
and the siling mahaba made his kidney's fail
So Lola jumped the last train, her victims in duress

The Bicol Express!